Ultra Cuckolds brings you Carmen Minor — Carmen Minor has a look that tends to attract men of the Fortune 500 stripe. Why this is remains a mystery to us. Men with degrees in accounting and international monetary exchange almost certainly tend to gravitate to chicks with roots showing, prominent tit tattoos on display and a recent completion of all their typhus shots. So what's the problem, you ask? Hoping to have landed some corporate bigwig for the happily ever after, Carmen sadly accepted her lot and began cultivating relationships in the underground to thwart her emotional pain. Via the personals, she began meeting guys with the names Hammer, Bruno and Scorpion. Unlike their scary-sounding tags, though, these men were sensitive, caring and would carry Carmen thorugh some tough times by laying their emotional sides on the line for her. Some of them would even suck cock. A former object of her affection- Channing Clayton Wadsworth III from Yale -would never have considered that, and Carmen realizes, now, she's the better for it.