5-Guy Cream Pie brings you Lola — The five guy cream pie is the porn equivalent of literature's stream of conscious - five conscious [it's presumed] men streaming in a woman's vagina. As long as such intellectual comparisons are made, Lola's willing to go along with the program and be a good sport, particularly when the mouths of ape men go slack, their eyes spin and they become criminally insane. "It's all in the pursuit of a good cause," says Lola. As long as she can find the silver lining in that hazy cloud of reasoning, we encourage her literary pursuits. Unfortunately, university degrees are rarely given for sucking five cocks simultaneously or assuming their frothy detritus. Yet you'll rarely see a Phi Beta Kappa bitch get as down and dirty as Lola. For that we're extremely grateful.