Inseminated by Two Black Men brings you Trista Post — There are several cultural advantages to being black. With a little effort you can probably glide across a dance floor like James Brown in a shark skin suit; palm an NBA regulation sized basketball, and, of course, there's the fact you certainly look good [if not downright menacing] with a shiny, shaved head. Trista Brown has found other things she likes, even adores, about the black experience- enough, in fact, that she's compelled to spread her legs any time there's a hint of Motown music in the air. Brothers feel pretty much the same way about Trista because young, white pretty ass has certain built-in bragging rights and is the new Cadillac of the times. [Of course it would help matters even more if Trista were a blonde, but Tiger Woods has his fairways quite full as it is, thank you.] Even with one less man in the sexual calculus, Trista isn't at a loss for partners, and, if given her druthers, prefers multiples. Never less than two at a time, says Trista who often practices fore and aft insemination. How times have changed. In the early Sixties you'd get lynched for bagging a prize like Trista. Now you get high-fived.